As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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