Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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