I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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