I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
barbara walters just said penis...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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