while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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