sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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