you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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