windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
whose parrot is this?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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