Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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