And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
i think im in europe. pls send help
I need a hoe opinion
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