never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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