Joe is yelling at the trees again.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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