are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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