i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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