i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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