What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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