Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Welp...herpes.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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