if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
this will be a night to untag.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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