This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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