the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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