All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
This is classic penis vs brain.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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