i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'm determined to sit on that face.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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