eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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