People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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