My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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