Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Pants are for mortals
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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