What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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