You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
It was like getting head from an anaconda
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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