oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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