Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
You did what with his pubic hair?
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