Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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