Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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