I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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