Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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