it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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