Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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