How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
