called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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