About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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