Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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