someone threw a dead crab at me
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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