How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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