Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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