ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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