So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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