we should wear snuggies to the strip club
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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