so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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