dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Randomize
