i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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