Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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