I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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